For Baseball, Call Me Booger – Wall Street Journal (subscription)

My name is Jason, but for the last weekend in August, I want to be addressed strictly as Booger.

That’s right: Booger. “Booger Gay.” So elegant. Like James Bond or John Legend, Booger Gay just rolls timelessly off the tongue.

You may have caught the news that from Aug. 25-27, fussy ol’ Major League Baseball will allow its players to replace last names with nicknames on the backs of their jerseys. They’re calling it “Players…

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